Earlier today, Nimby resident Bill Featherstone was shocked and dismayed to see a pair of disembodied feet clad in stout black boots ambling along Beazley Street.
Mr Featherstone described to our reporter how he felt horrified at the sight of unattached body parts, apparently walking around Nimby without a care in the world -
“It was proper ‘orrible, sent a shiver right up me spine like. Put us right off me tea it did an all”
After an exhaustive journalistic investigation into the incident using google, wikipedia and other reliable sources, the Daily Blart can now reveal that the feet in question were those of local bobby PC Bent. His superior officer, Inspector Des Picable, defended the actions of his constable, stating that as a result of budget cuts only 10% of police officers actually go out on the beat. He resolved to increase levels of visible policing in future.
In response to this news, traumatised Bill nodded sagely and replied “Well i blame the bloody immigrants”
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